I love my body!

I love my body. There is no other possible way to say it, but I love my body. People like to comment on my size, mostly negatively, but honestly? I don't really care. I do often wish out loud that I would gain some weight, but please don't mistake that as unhappiness. Even if I stay this size for the rest of my life, I would still be perfectly satisfied with my body.

I noticed that the people who like to say that I'm too skinny to be attractive or womanly tend to be the once who have self-image problems themselves. There's this guy in my class who has a potbelly and always says he needs to start exercising; he often tells me that my breasts are too small and I should gain some weight. Hey, if you have problems concerning your own appearance, don't take out your dissatisfaction on me.

I never understood why society deems it socially acceptable for people to hound skinny people to eat more but telling fat people to cut out on fatty foods is considered 'insensitive.' I'm much less of a health risk than obese people, so why don't you go and work on their nerves instead by constantly reminding them how fat they are?

I don't have any eating disorders, except maybe a sugar addiction. If I'm not fainting every month or so and falling over from weakness, STOP telling me I HAVE to eat more. I will eat as much as I want, regardless of what YOU think is healthy for ME.

Sometimes I jokingly tell my friends who are well-endowed in the chest area that I would like to steal their breasts, but that doesn't mean I'm super unhappy with mine. I like mine. I don't feel self-conscious about them or any part of my body at all.

I'd parade around naked on a nude beach if I could, that's how much I like my body. How many of you can say you've willingly stripped naked in front of a stranger without feeling embarrassed?

When I went to Bali, I had a full body massage by a very pretty young lady. When it was over and I was getting dressed, she told me I was very beautiful. Needless to say, I was pretty chuffed at being complimented by a pretty girl while I was stark naked. The joke was that during the family dinner after the massage, I discovered that everyone else had requested for disposable panties and I didn't. I didn't know I was supposed to feel embarrassed about it. I mean you're already almost totally nude, how's a tiny piece of paper on your crotch going to help? The masseuse has probably already seen it all and then some anyway.

"Hahaha! You mean you just went completely naked?"
"Uh...yea?"
"You didn't ask for panties?"
"...was I supposed to?"
"Wa! You're not embarrassed at all meh?"

Well, since the whole facility was staffed by girls (except the boss who remained at the reception) I wasn't really worried if someone random walked in.

Also, now I know that I am 0% gay despite having a fascination with nice breasts (ha ha). A lot of my guy friends find it amusing that I appreciate girls with a nice body, but what is there not to like? I think girls are beautiful, and I think our bodies are much more attractive than male bodies when not comparing them in a sexual way, but just plain aesthetically.

Maybe I'm weird, but correct me if I'm wrong in saying that girls' bodies have been oversexualized to a point where victims of sexual crimes are blamed because they are 'too sexy' and 'asking for it'. My boyfriend gets extremely upset when I walk into a room wearing mini-shorts and guys just stop and stare unabashedly. Do I like the attention? Yes, I do like it when other people can appreciate a pair of nice legs. Am I asking to be raped? No. If a guy attempts to do so, it's his fucking fault for not managing his sexual desire.

I'm not the type to dress skimpily and then hate on guys for staring; stare all you want as long as you don't lay a finger on me. I'm not going to act innocent and wonder why they are staring, just as a girl with nice boobs wearing a low-cut V-neck shouldn't get offended if people start staring at her chest. You know it looks good, you choose to show it off, so expect people to appreciate them as well (though some people COULD learn to be more discreet and close their mouths.)

Maybe you're scoffing now, thinking about how confidently I am speaking for someone with a 'flat chest', but frankly, confidence has little to do with how you look, and everything to do with how much you value yourself.

I am awesome and I don't care if you think otherwise. My body is nothing to be ashamed of. Maybe I'm too skeletal to be attractive to you, maybe my breasts aren't big like a porn star's, but fuck yea I'm still pretty damn awesome.

I am not advocating 'natural beauty' where you're considered 'fake' if you put on makeup or have plastic surgery. I just feel that people should do what they want if it makes them feel attractive. You don't have to succumb to pressure from the media or society in general, but if you really think double eyelids are prettier, go ahead, use those eyelid stickers, have eyelid surgery. That's your call.

But remember, beauty is individual. Some people look good with single eyelids, some people look good with red hair, some people rock their shortness. If breast implants are your thing, go for it. Just remember why you are doing it and whether it will truly make you feel better about yourself. If not shaving is your thing, go ahead...though we don't really wanna see hairs peeking out from your sleeves, but that's ok. Just try to not wear singlets and wave hello.

I'm thankful I have a boyfriend who loves my body as much as I do. :) I think girls often overestimate how much guys prioritize cup size. Sure, there are a lot of guys who have breasts as their 'thing,' but overall I've noticed that my guy friends tend to go for the confident girls, not necessarily the ones with the biggest breasts and smallest waist. Perhaps those who are looking for a quick lay are, but those who are looking for a relationship or even friendship, often don't really care.

Sure, it's a plus if you have gorgeous breasts, but at the end of the day, it's just two mountains of fat. If all else fails, he can just squeeze your butt (unless you have a flat ass, then maybe he can squeeze your tummy...or something.)

One of my guy friends was attracted to a pretty girl who had breasts even flatter than mine (virtually none, to be clear) and people were telling him: "DUDE, she's got no boobs!" And he was like meh, don't care, doesn't matter to me.

(He's such a sweetie, people rated the girl a 4.2 and he was like 4.2? Hell yea, she's a 4.2/4.2 goddammit! I lol-ed but anyway, guys like that are awesome.)

...and I digressed.

Point is, I love my body, and if you don't love yours, don't bloody take your frustrations out on me. Go mope that you're too fat or ugly or smell bad, but hell no you don't come and tell me I'm ugly cause I'm skinny and don't have sufficient chest fat.

I'm not even going to feel hurt or insulted even if you have a 6-pack and an 8-inch dick. If you're a gorgeous girl or guy coming up to me and telling me I ain't pretty enough, then that just shows how much of an asshole you are and no amount of good looks can reverse the repulsive stench of a shitty attitude. Maybe you could 'get laid' more but that's your business, not mine.

If you're ugly AND insult me (which has happened before, this skinny, chinky-eyed boy who was probably 5-feet-tall then messaged me out of the blue, expressly to tell me that my nostrils were too big. What?!) then god help you. You're ugly AND rude. Good luck finding friends, mate. :/

Meow. People, grow some confidence and the world would be a nicer place already! And assholes who constantly pick on other people's looks to try and make them feel bad: STFU and GTFO. Sorry no one loves you and you feel it's your life mission to make the world feel just as bad, but please don't take it out on us awesome people thanks. <3