Girls are complicated

Last night 1v1 de_dust2. Me and another chick.


Alley?
Alley only.
Yes sir.
Wait, I'm not a sir.
Okay. Yes miss.
I'm a girl.
Okay, me too.
I'm serious.
Me too.
You're lying.
Okay. Whatever makes you happy.
What's your name?

If you don't believe me, then why ask? >.> Girls are complicated.

*chick sprays pink hello kitty decal on the ground*

Nice?
Nice.

*I spray bunnie on top*

Pwnzors.